Summary
I wake up knowing it's one of those days when my family is inhabiting a parallel universe. It starts badly with an alarm going off at 5.30am. My husband is flying to Bangor. A bit like Bangkok, when you see it written down, but not quite as exotic when you get there. He will be lucky to get there alive. The sound of a radio alarm in what is effectively the middle of the night is grounds for divorce or murder. I am too exhausted to commit violent crime so settle for muttering words like "unacceptable", "inconsiderate" and "arrghhh".
"That's a long sentence to manage so early," he trills as he skips out of the room.See the full content of this document
Extract
When the Going Gets Beyond Late, the Last Thing I Need Is Decaff Tea
Going back to sleep is an option once I have got over my rage.
According to the prophets the only certain thin...See the full content of this document
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