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As if i didn't have enough on my conscience - being a lapsed Catholic with a HND in Guilt - I fear I have made a personal contribution to destroying the planet.
Like Wayne Rooney's metatarsal, the condition of my crumbling living room floorboards is worse than it first appeared. Dry rot, wet rot, a bit of woodworm, only Hannibal Lecter had more horrors lurking beneath his laminate.See the full content of this document
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Really Get Your Teeth Into Recycling and Give These Dentures a New Home
This means the Skip is Back. Actually it's the fifth skip in three months. And there's nothing like having a giant metal box on your doorstep to make you realise with a deep sense of shame ho...
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