An All-New Ten Commandments for the Religious Order of Celebrity

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In ye olde times we used to rely on religious figures to save the world and cure all ills. In the 21st century we've got something better and it's not Buck Rogers. It's celebs. Why only this week Chris de Burgh healed a woman's virtually paralysed arm merely by touching it; she can now play the piano again.

This occurrence so soon after Madonna's ability to orphan children (sorry, I mean find children who have fathers and adopt them as IF they were orphans) just proves that modern celebrities have special powers.

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An All-New Ten Commandments for the Religious Order of Celebrity

So, I feel it's time we take another look at those good old Ten Commandments and rewrite them for our sh...

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